|  "Hellllllloooooooo, douchebag!"
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| "Absolutely not!"

"Jimmy, you are not going on a date with that skank! Now take her home!"
"Oh, and it was nice to meet you."
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| Your results: You are Spider-Man| Spider-Man |
| 85% | | Iron Man |
| 80% | | Green Lantern |
| 75% | | The Flash |
| 70% | | Batman |
| 65% | | Wonder Woman |
| 55% | | Superman |
| 55% | | Hulk |
| 55% | | Catwoman |
| 55% | | Supergirl |
| 50% | | Robin |
| 40% |
| You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.
 | Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
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| Friends, the End Times truly are upon us. Wicked man has severed the bonds of God's devine creation and circumvented the Lord's sacred design...I have proof.
I present to you:
THE PLUOT

Oh I'm afraid this photo is no forgery. It is completely true. Deranged scientists have found a way to combine the plum and the apricot to make this Antichrist of the fruit/vegetable kingdom.
I've tasted the mark of the beast...
...and it tastes good.
...and that's what scares me.
MORE TO COME
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